karaoke children

Many children trapped in a boom box.

Oh no Timmy's birthday has so many karaoke children!

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.

Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."

by madno October 5, 2022

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Man Child

An immature adult male.

Hideki Kamiya is a "Man Child".

by Dfox44 October 16, 2022

Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.

-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022

love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.

person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!

by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022