Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

can

A versatile term that serves a dual purpose: it denotes both the modality for "ability" (as in "I can do that") and refers to a cylinder-shaped tin container used for packaging food and beverages. This duality makes "can" a handy word for both expressing capability and discussing everyday items.

I can finish this soda in one gulp because it’s in a can, making it super easy to drink!

by Emotional Cruiser July 21, 2025

Can Piggy

A man who is rarely seen without a can of beer in his hand.

No matter what the time of day or occasion.

Plays rugby and will refuse water if brought on at half time and demand a can of beer.

That Sam Johnson, absolute can piggy isn’t he!

by The darb hunter May 16, 2022

Canned Out

To spray someone or something with a can if Bear spray. Canada Slang

1. Yooo, Im gonna fucking can you out and shieet
2. They were talking shit so i canned them out

Canned out by bear spray

by EBKPooh February 12, 2023

can opener

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022