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3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.
My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.
by Miss Mona November 7, 2025
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Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''
now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!
by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023
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Canning

Canning. The act of pooping in a can and hucking it at a stranger or a friend.
Short term of Canning: Can.
Friend 1: "Yo bro, you tryna go canning?"
Friend 2: "What's Canning?"
Friend 1: "Pooping in a can and throwing it at someone"
by apiehuwiq December 8, 2024
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An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*
by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022
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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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Canned

To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing
Oh no! I got canned last night for going out
by Ahjajwjwksk August 10, 2021
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