bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

bean sandwich by wilsomb September 16, 2011

bean mashing 

The act of two men slapping their nuts together

Eric was really bean mashing geno last night

bean mashing by mbaine November 16, 2013

Bean dip 

When you're eating her box and you move to her ass but you forgot to search for shit

The party was good until i had the bean dip

Bean dip by A$$sucker July 18, 2016

Banshee 

When your sex life as a woman is so dead, that you moan and wail during orgasm while you masturbate to memes on the Internet.

Shazza's sex life was so dead that her neighbors thought her new flat was haunted by a banshee but it was just her masturbating to memes.

Banshee by matrix6977 May 31, 2017

Bean boozled 

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.

Bean boozled by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018

bean goblin 

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

bean goblin by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

Bean Day 

Novemeber 25th is the day of bean! Beaners come together to pray to bean god in hope for a golden bean. A platinum bean can also be obtained on this day but only for the luckiest of bean followers. Bean god is coming to earth to bless his followers with many beans. Bean Bean Brothers!

Happy bean day!
I like bean day!
I hope I get a golden Bean!

Bean Day by Beangod69 October 16, 2019