Definitions by wilsomb

turnpike tampon 

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

turnpike tampon by wilsomb January 28, 2012

bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

bean sandwich by wilsomb September 16, 2011