wilsomb's definitions

turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 28, 2012

bean sandwich

The tearing of one's scrotum, accidentally or otherwise, resulting in bleeding

While trimming some hair, I accidentally gave myself a bean sandwich

by wilsomb September 16, 2011