ass tampon

After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.

While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.

by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005

ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

by the chigger April 23, 2004

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

ass clown

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

by robby adkins October 3, 2009

hip ass

The area between a fat person's hip and ass that becomes so fat, there is no longer any definition between the two. The only way to tell the difference is to find where the butt crack starts.

I was dancing the other night at the club and some fat girl almost knocked me down with her hip ass.

by lythande June 17, 2010

ass-wipe

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

by Light Joker November 27, 2006