Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 27, 2022

Chris

Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.

(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)

“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”

by anonymous November 3, 2023

Chris

The dude who want stop yelling get out my seat

me: can I sit with you

Chris: GET OUT MY SEAT

Me: damn Chris you gettin hella annoying

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

Chris Buescher

The 30 year old from prosper texas.
He drives the #17 Fastenal Ford mustang in the NASCAR Cup series

Ol' Chris Buescher must have ate his wheaties this morning - Corey LaJoie

by Ayrtonthefoxyfucker January 2, 2024

Chris

His drip is hard it rains

Dude look Chris drip so hard it started raining 🥶

by Alexsmokesrice March 3, 2021

Chris

A unseemly popular guy who knows how to climb the social and financial ranks in life. Hes always has a cute smile and has lots of admires and friends because he is polite, popular and humble.

If he likes you he won't have to tell you, you will just know. If he doesn't like you he will let you know somehow. But either way he will always give you a chance.

Chris is loyal about his relationships. Usually private about his feelings and thoughts. Chris is a cool person that makes you feel cool too.

Elise: look at Chris he really has it all going for him.
Alex: who chris? Thats my buddy he's cool like that.

by Whosthatgirl1988 January 29, 2021