blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.

The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.

by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013

Blue Anon

Crazy libtard

Crazy libtard wants open borders dumb commies blue anon

by Nygrt March 7, 2021

Blue Walling

When you are desperately texting a girl and she never responds, causing a wall of blue on your phone screen.

Also can be called "green walling" for peeps not using an iphone.

"Yo Cody, who you blue walling nowadays?"
"No one bro, every girl I text responds"
"Show me your phone then"
"Naw fam, it's dead"

by RAM23 August 27, 2016

blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018

Blue mountain

Bunch of faggot white kids

Blue mountain kids are pussys wont fight and are wiggers located in skook county PA

by Sahbabii678 June 15, 2017

Blue Pinappleing

When one is so surprised they are about to shit something more random and uncomfortable than a brick.

When Jared told me our team had won the game I was Blue Pinappleingbecause our team sucked

by Jay-cee hopper November 29, 2009

rhythm and blues

Refers to the oft-experienced "before and after" progression with a new sex-partner --- you initially share some nice "bouncy rhythm" with said hot hunk/chick, but then the relationship quickly falls apart afterwards when you both see how different in personality or otherwise incompatible you actually are, and so you're subsequently left alone and "feeling the blues".

Selfish and insensitive-minded Bill Clinton was accustomed to going through women like water through a faucet, and so he generally didn't have much in the way of "rhythm and blues" issues... once he'd had his "bouncy tempo" fun with one lady, he would generally just turn his back on her and then go charm another naive cutie into his bed, leaving a disgraceful trail of broken hearts (and innumerable unacknowledged half-siblings of Chelsea's, thanks to his usually "riding the lady bareback" --- i.e., without using condoms) in his wake.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019