The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
Get the phone sandwichmug. The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.
This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA
the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.
Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA
the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.
Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.
Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy
Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy
Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
Get the South Sandwichmug. by ernie stiles March 10, 2018
Get the Can Sandwichmug. “Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”
by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025
Get the Moldy Dihbloney Sandwichmug. A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
Get the pool sandwichmug. Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017
Get the Probably because I ate all those sandwichesmug. by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
Get the Turkmen Knee Sandwichmug.