Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions

Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants

by bob zimway October 7, 2021

pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.

I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!

by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024

Pants

The name of an incredibly sexy individual with huge tits, really good at Englishing, and has such an amazing vagina that it pops through her pants

Wow look how hot Pants is

by Bhunglefeet May 8, 2023

Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.

The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.

by pinmonkey January 4, 2010

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018