dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

by LivingTheBlackLife May 25, 2016

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

dad

he said he was going to get milk

joe: "wheres your dad?
bob: "getting milk"
joe: "really mine too"

by thebestfactgiver March 3, 2022

Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022

pterodactyl dad

Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.

WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!

by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023

deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018