Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

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trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.

That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie

by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

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Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

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Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

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Man im a lyrical ninja iller dan ill urban adiction iri got me packin ammos knock yout wida speen sign info overload flo like a sylable slingin single singer wit wings comin out wit the heavy shit hack th flo stick a clown in th dome yo shank to th merk ile make yo drink terps where yo stood take yo of yo goods an give yo what yo heard flafamdam in th hood wipe out all da imbreds did yo not hear what i said

Ile knock yo out wit a blunt shank
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
Bang bang bang its th same routine take me down realize i aint cleen but ma rep gets bigger than charlie sheen beat smak yo momas on crack receive teeth ejectin beats me i boss slim shady like he 3 feet lyrical ninja like canibus th rapper

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

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