Jake Kelleher

The prettiest, most sexiest man ever who’s so majestic

Yo bro, i’m in love with Jake Kelleher

by iheartjakelator September 24, 2025

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jaking

To attempt to repair something and break it further.

I asked someone to fix my sink but they are jaking it.

by Meangirl667 November 16, 2022

Jake Paul

Really not as bad as people like to think

We r all now fans of Jake Paul, thanks a lot Shane

by Queen Hadassah November 27, 2018

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021