marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
Get the david the vampire mug.Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.
by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021
Get the David mug.This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the David mug.David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.
If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021
Get the David mug.The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
Get the David mug.David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.
by ybae123 November 20, 2021
Get the David mug.a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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