Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

don't

a word that nobody can time correctly on the hit song "Don't" by Bryson Tiller that still gets played to this day.

Chorus: "Spit fire in a world so cold
H-Town got a nigga so throwed"

Derek: *prepares to say "don't" for the 57th attempt at nailing the line...

Derek: "Don't-- oh fuck"

Bryson: "Don't"

Derek: Do-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

by a pair of black air forces May 8, 2021

Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.

Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded

"Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded" is a term used as a loving reminder or warning to a person who is demonstrating behavior that is viewed as foolish, dangerous, or insincere. This term is used to admonish individuals who exhibit a lack of critical thinking, preference for conformity, and an overemphasis on superficial or materialistic values. The admonishment is also directed at individuals who show a tendency to break commitments, engage in gossip, or display duplicitous behavior. Its usage is often intended to encourage a more thoughtful, independent, and authentic way of living and interacting with others.

KoolAidMinded, CriticalThinking, Authenticity, EndearingReminder, LifeAdvice

"Seeing her son being led astray by superficial friendships, the mother gently advised, 'Don't be Kool-Aid minded. Real friendships are based on trust and authenticity, not popularity.'"

by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023

You don't own it

Oh! So you DO know that I did the thing I'm saying a did. Good. That means you know I'm better than you and you're fully aware of your place beneath me. Fantastic. That's exactly how I want you to feel. Inferior. Because you ARE that.

Hym " 'You don't own it' he says. So, people don't own the contents of their own minds. Fantastic. That's going to work out great for everyone."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 6, 2016