Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
Get the Applemug. Obscure Slang
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"
An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.
Also Spelled "Apple Bobber"
An Adam's apple, typically but not exclusively in reference to being the giveaway that an induvial who seems female is actually male.
Will: Hey Savanna you think they will know I'm a guy?
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.
Savanna: With that apple bopper you got there yeah. Here wear my scarf.
by Psedogod January 14, 2024
Get the Apple Boppermug. by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024
Get the Jamaican Apple Saucemug. In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
Get the adam's apple saucemug. by barneystinsonheisawesome February 8, 2012
Get the apple de appltemug. an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022
Get the Hold your apple saucemug. 