sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

Socking Wet

A phrase implemented in the vocabulary of the mother of a popular YouTuber, @Danno Cal Drawings.
The phrase is an alternative way of saying "sopping wet" to describe something that is extremely wet.

P1:The grass is socking wet!
P2:Socking...? Do you mean sopping wet?
P1:Do not question your mother.

by Radin Happier May 20, 2024

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

Socks

The cutest name for a dog besides whore-bug

Person1: What's your dog's name.
Peraon2 : My dog's name is Socks
Peraon1: That's the cutest name for a dog ever

by TheOnlyInsight November 26, 2021

Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes

There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.

by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021

slippy sock house

Where you go when you try to get an abortion of yourself...

Ryn:"i tried breathing under water yesterday, and now im in the slippy sock house."

by Zawasbaby December 3, 2021