Showergun

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.

Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.

by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011

Showered

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology

He's new clothes are showered

by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011

Stower

hottest bitch out, justin bieber has confirmed he is in love with her, awkward for caitlin beadles

Caitlin Beadles: I wish i was a hot stower
Person: You will never be a stower.
Caitlin: AMEN

by cbeadlescat August 7, 2010

show-er

A show-er is a guy with a dick that doesn't change much in size when his cock goes from being flaccid to having a boner.

Most of us cadets are growers, but Matt and I, and a few of our friends are show-ers.

by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021

slower lower

n. The region of the state of Delaware below the "city" of Dover. Characterized by hicks and farmers. See also fuzzy bumpkin. Best known for being the most ghetto rural area on the Eastern Seaboard.

Most University of Delaware students will never travel to Slower Lower for fear of farmers.

by coprez May 23, 2004

shover

tampon, cotton wad you shove up the vag to catch blood

Man, I am bleeding like a stuffed pig, I need a super-sized shover to catch all this!

by ThisGameBL0WS March 29, 2008

Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010