Dragon fish

When u eat something spicy and go to the bathroom the next day. Your ass hole is all puckered spitting out hot lava shit

I ate too much Sriracha last night and now I have the dragon fish

by Biggeebo January 27, 2017

Like A Fish

To b the top pont of being legit

Juan : did u pass yore test. Shane: yes and i was drunk. (Like A Fish)

by fish boy 123 August 6, 2012

Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).

"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"

by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Scutter Fish

1. A little animal that scutters and makes a cool little noise.
2. A hoodie jacket folded into a ball shaped thing the size of a basketball.

Mom, where did all the Scutter Fish go?

by Master Slurm October 23, 2003

gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).

"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."

by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022