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Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
Blue dragon by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

Pussy dragon 

A pussy so powerful that after sex the mans dick is on fire
Wow my dick is on fire. Thats pussy dragon for you it set things on fire.
Pussy dragon by anonymous December 13, 2020

Brown dragon 

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole
Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.
Brown dragon by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

A Dragon In The Church 

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

Floppy dragon 

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also
Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night
Floppy dragon by Slave king February 1, 2021

Chlamydia Dragon 

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?