Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

Dragon Musker

Any individual who is part of the Dragon Musk crypto currency community and holds Dragon Musk Tokens.
Elite Community members display the Dragon Musk logo as their profile picture.

How did Elon afford that Lambo?
Oh that's right, he's a Dragon Musker

by Dragon Musker May 7, 2021

Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

Dragon Breath

Inhaling a fart directly from someone's anus, swallowing it, then getting directly in their face and burping it out while saying "DRAGON BREATH" in your best dragon voice.

I just need to find a lover who will let me give them dragon breath

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

maquezmodo dragon

a dragon known to be from the maquezmo tribe, gets his loot stolen in fornite and continues to rawr and breathe fire when angry, swears at you and even runs after you too.

oh no that can't be its a its a maquezmodo dragon

by Maquezmodo June 28, 2022

Dewey Dragon

A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.

Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!

by Woody is captain November 16, 2018

Dragons Cum

The Mixing of Coffee Creamer with Fireball Whiskey

Hey man wanna try dragons cum, its thick and creamy and burns on the way down.

by Shock613 December 23, 2024