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dirty fedora 

A sexual act in which a man removes a penis covered in semen and feces from a woman's anus, touches the tip of the penis to the woman's forehead, and exclaims, "M'Lady!"
Susan got wasted at the bar last night and took home a neckbeard. I heard he gave her a Dirty Fedora.
dirty fedora by KetchupHorse January 21, 2016

dirty quintana 

When a hispanic male with glasses.. Is a hoe ass nigga and likes to eat salads all day.
Im going on a diet this weekend so its dirty quintana time brah.

dirty jewkkake 

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.
At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change
dirty jewkkake by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016

dirty miami 

When you are partying with your friends in Miami and you get so fucked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a shit and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own shit and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your shit then you make out with her afterwards.
Man, Rob was so fucked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a shit and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own shit and while he was puking his girl ate his ass out to make him feel better. I bet it felt good to get a Dirty Miami.
dirty miami by #Gerbils May 16, 2016

Dirty Walnut 

When two people press their butts up tight against eachother and poop at the same time. Usually stimulates some sort of sexual arousal.
Person 1: What did you do after the movies last night?
Person 2: I took my girl home and we did a Dirty Walnut until we both passed out.
Dirty Walnut by IndianStranger July 27, 2016

Dirty envelope 

The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively
We were sixty-nineing, and I decided to give her the dirty envelope.
Dirty envelope by D reazy December 18, 2016