brain gimp

A person who is completely stupid, unable to process simple thoughts. Dumb duck, Dumb ass.

Dude, Jesse is so stupid. He's a brain gimp.

by Lordskum July 16, 2023

Brain Canser

You must have a brain for this. Because of that no worry's

You have brain canser

by Tim van Weegberg May 9, 2018

brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion

george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization

by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021

Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.

“I can’t think I got Gym Brain”

by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022

Brain

I don't have one (and sometimes others don't).

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain

by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021