Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

pro-boner

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.

"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"

by Roxas/Misa August 11, 2009

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 19, 2004

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

by faildude924 October 21, 2009

what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

by Fireguy47 June 12, 2017

Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

by Zeeb Starn June 06, 2011

boner poo

(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.

I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.

by Agnellos Pizza November 10, 2009