Lucas

The gayest of them all, lock up your children and hide your r. Kelly.

Lucas be tripping on all the dicks in his gaze

by The guy next door to your mom October 19, 2025

Lucas

Will tell you he’s “not ready for anything serious,” then text you good morning, beautiful for six weeks straight. Knows everyone at every party but somehow has no photos older than 3 months (because he deleted them with the ex).

Usually found in the wild holding iced coffee and eye contact longer than the law allows. Possesses a dangerous mix of charm, 3-day stubble, and “I don’t do relationships” energy.

Warning label:

May cause emotional whiplash, loss of self-respect, and temporary delusions of being “the one to change him.” Consult your group chat before proceeding.

“My therapist says I have a type — apparently it’s Lucas.”

by Jiggy for daddy figgy November 3, 2025

Lucas Prigmore

Type of backwater ozzy man, very girly in look. Would do wonders in prison.

That Lucas Prigmore really helped me relieve stress back in the sell last night.

by Tdaltzz November 12, 2025

Lucas sexy .F

honestly he's just such a hottie with a body, pickleball legend, hyperbowler, associates only with people shorter than him because he's so tall and rich.

and to be frank he's the type of guy to survive a zombie apocalypse single handedly.

"not gonna lie, that guy is probably named Lucas sexy .F"

by NotLucasfromsexyland November 18, 2025

Luca

a discord moderator looking ass guy who goons to femboys and futa and doesn’t stop talking about scat. he’s probably playing hearts of iron iv or roblox and gets no girls

guy: is that luca?
guy 2: yeah, you could smell him coming

by melodivinity December 23, 2025

Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.

"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."

by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025

Lucas

Tall af 6 foot and nonchalant. Smart as hell too with bad bih

i fuck with lucas

by nonchalantbigdih March 26, 2025