The Iwo Jima 

A sexual position of sorts. It requires you, a girl (or guy whatever your into), 9 buddies, walkie talkies, WWII attire, an american flag, duct tape, a dildo, and a camera. As your banging your partner right before cumming scream over the walkie talkie "For America!" and your buddies kick down the door and mount your unfortunate partner and stick the american flag with the dildo duct taped to it into the persons ass. then everybody smiles for the camera

"Whatd you do last saturday night?"
"Dude I totally did The Iwo Jima to this bitch and she cried...it was awesome"

The Iwo Jima by Alphonzo Lorenzo Alphresco May 2, 2007

The Big Joe Polka Show 

The single greatest tv show ever!! If you do not know what Big Joe Polka is, you are missing out.

Dean: "Spook, grab the Shlitz and Goo Goo's, The Big Joe Polka Show is about to start!"

The Big Joe Polka Show by SpookN December 28, 2005

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.

Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.

The Old Joanie Effort by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009

The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus)

The amazing sex move where the male rapidly runs through the bedroom door, while flapping his arms like a chicken and making weird chicken noises, whilst also flying through the air and making a full cock insertion into the woman's vagina.

Shoulda seen me Gibbo, I did The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) on Karen's arse, she said she never seen a sexier bit of poultry in her life,

The Flying JungleFowl (Gallus Gallus) by Gibboobinator March 19, 2011

The National Jerk 

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

The National Jerk by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

the big jaloopa

the big jaloopa is the one thing (object, or experience) in life your most proud of

remember in "98 when we drove all the way to Argentina, that was the big jaloopa.

the big jaloopa by knompwomper August 24, 2011

The Messy Jesse 

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

The Messy Jesse by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019