bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

no u

a phrase someone made to reject something that someone said back to them

hey you kinda stink ngl
no u

by cakefarmer March 2, 2021

u-spot graze

a man rubbing his lips against the urethra

The museum director did a u-spot graze on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

ima hit u up

Ima text u or call u. Or ft u

Hey ima hit u up

Bye ima hit u up tho
I’ll hit u up

by Haley barbor June 29, 2022

u

Abreviation of you. Mainly used by people who are too dumb to write you, or by trolls trying to imitate those dumb people.

u dumb m8

by Clyran April 17, 2017