A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.
“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”
by Lolurite July 29, 2018
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Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 November 27, 2017
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The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners
"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"
by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008
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Prior to the moment of ejaculation, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.
Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.

Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
by <>< thefishkid April 6, 2016
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Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
by Iron_tech April 22, 2012
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TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
by woofulz April 2, 2008
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You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world
Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch
by Azden May 16, 2015
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