act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.
example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.
Actual real news story:
NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.
Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.
Actual real news story:
NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.
Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
by sxxs September 24, 2010
Get the car jackingmug. having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
Get the jack and the beanstalkmug. A man who goes from place to place raping unsuspecting and innocent people for his own sadistic and sexual pleasure. After the raping has taken place he kills his victims with a very sharp knife.
Jack The Raper: Serial Killer, Terrorist, Dentist, Troubled Youth, Former Rape Victim, Glenn Howerton
by Timothy J. Nolan August 24, 2008
Get the Jack The Rapermug. v. The act of forcibly and swiftly relieving another person of his/her belongings.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.
Damn skeeter done did jimmy jacked my car stereo and my daughter's piggy bank, what a sunuvabitch.
Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!
Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!
by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
Get the jimmy jackmug. A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
by Casey R. June 10, 2005
Get the cracker jackmug. The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.
by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003
Get the Kangaroo Jackmug. by Dayna March 22, 2004
Get the jack sparrowmug.