Love hurt

When you like too many people at once and you can’t decide but it ends up with no one liking you and then they like your best friend and then you are lonely forever.

Damn I’m so love hurt

Wow I’m so bad at this send help

by Anne one won’t two... December 21, 2020

Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.

Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.

by Mr. Farticle January 1, 2021

Habanero Hurricane

Eating hot peppers along with equal parts laxatives.

May God have mercy.

You: (Friend), I had the worst night.
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: Habanero Hurricane
Friend: I'm So Sorry.

by TheSlangMaker420 February 21, 2021

Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 2, 2021

chad hurley

Former ceo who was suceeded by Susan Wabbajack herself, ultimately the hero of the internet

Damn, I sure wish Chad Hurley wasn't suceeded by Susan Wabbajack!

by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Jasmine Hurley

literally a amazing person that is really pretty

look, it’s jasmine hurley!

by funny anonymous person March 13, 2021

jasmine hurley

a girl who has an amazing personality and will beat you in any fight and terrify you. oh and she has pretty cool friends

she reminds me of jasmine hurley

by chickeneggs1111 March 13, 2021