sucks to be you

Something you say to someone when something happens to them (or they are in a situation) that you do not envy and would not want to have happen to you (or would not want to be in a similar situation.)

First Student: I wish I hadn't taken 7 courses this term... I have so much homework I won't be able to make it to the party this weekend.
Second Student: Sucks to be you! I only took 4 bird courses this term. I am home free for the weekend and I will be front and centre at the party.

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

fucks it to you?

It's short for: What the fuck is it to you? or Why do you care?

Person A: Why are you late to work?

Person B: Fucks it to you?

by nihilistcake August 21, 2011

Do YOU

A way to make Fred goe nut. She’s going to pete off en maudit. Her inner psycho will get free and will destroy everything around her. Easiest way to make her pissed.

Oui oui Fred do You!

by Freddoyou November 10, 2020

You teia

It means you guys. It's often used by female minks.

You teia need to stop making silly jokes.

by CuunCuunLips March 9, 2022

yi you

Yi You is the best friend you could possibly imagine. She always seems to be the happiest person you will ever meet, but if you really know a Yi You you soon will notice that that‘s not true and that she secretly is a real bad ass. Yi You is the queen of style and make up, music and dancing. There is absolutely no way that you‘re not ending up rolling on the floor with a belly that hurts so much because you‘ve been laughing for the last hour when you spend time with a Yi You. If you have the chance to be with a Yi You, take it! It‘ll be the best thing that has ever happened to you!

Person 1: Who‘s that hot girl dancing like a queen?

Person 2: Oh, that‘s my friend Yi You, she got moves, huh?

Person 1: Can you recommend a good make up artist?

Person 2: Sure, that‘s Yi You‘s cell.

by bautscheee December 21, 2017

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Heck You

A word that is used by youngsters who cannot say the fuck word

Youngling 1: Give me all your diamonds bozo
Adolecent 2: No
Youngster 1: *Kills Cutely*
Whippersnapper 2: Heck you

by MotherClapper May 16, 2022