Full Blown Boner

The event horizon of any gathering (social or private) at which the fun and excitement of the moment is bigger or more exciting than usual.

Guy1: "Dood, that party last night went Full Blown Boner right after you left with that Swamp Donkey. There were so many more hotty-bomb-bodies than guys that some of them ended up hooking up with each other!"

Guy2: "STFU..."

by Uncle Boner May 13, 2011

Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 19, 2004

boner blunt

A Blunt wrap sealed around a penis and smoked.

"Hey dudes lets roll a boner blunt"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"

(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)

"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"

"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"

by boner blunt man November 04, 2011

boner poo

(noun) semen, or male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

ORIGIN late Middle English : from the Latin boneritus poovius.

I had this big fat boner poo waitin to splash all over my girlfriends fuckin face, man. She lapt that shit up man.

by Agnellos Pizza November 10, 2009

what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

by Fireguy47 June 12, 2017

Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

by Zeeb Starn June 06, 2011