Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

pro-boner

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.

"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"

by Roxas/Misa August 11, 2009

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

by Doyle February 19, 2004

fold my boner

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

by faildude924 October 21, 2009

boner blunt

A Blunt wrap sealed around a penis and smoked.

"Hey dudes lets roll a boner blunt"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"

(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)

"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"

"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"

by boner blunt man November 04, 2011

what a boner

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

by Fireguy47 June 12, 2017

Milk-Boner

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.

A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."

by Zeeb Starn June 06, 2011