nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

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The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

nutella blowjob by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016

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Redneck Blowjob

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.

"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"

Redneck Blowjob by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016

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Buffalo Blowout

The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.

I didn't make to half time during the Super Bowl this year before I had a Buffalo Blowout.

Buffalo Blowout by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

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spooky blowjob

Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.

My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.

spooky blowjob by ChiChiSC July 27, 2017

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standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

standing blowjob by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

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suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

suicide blowjob by :.. February 10, 2018

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Stinky Blowfish

When one person farts into another persons mouth, filling their mouth with harmful gasses. Then with a mouth full of fart blowing it back at the person that passed the gas.

Jacob walked into work after a long night out, someone asked Jacob, “why the long face and pink eyes?”. Jacob responded, “I got hit with the stinky blowfish.”

Stinky Blowfish by Carlofduty February 29, 2020

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