happy mustard

sperm

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*

by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022

Happy

Joyful

John was happy when he had his popsicle

by GiyuuDekuSANEMI April 4, 2023

Happiness

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.

Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.

Happiness is you.

by SnowyHeights :) December 3, 2020

Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

Happy

A feeling you get when you accomplish something

I proved how humans are able to think and when I thought about what I've contributed to the world it made me happy

by Saullywolly March 12, 2020

Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy

Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.

by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019