cock block

(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc.
(v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her.
(v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.

by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003

Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

Cock Vulture

A female or male who preys on a guy. Can be found at bars hovering around looking for a guy to take home. Can be found in other public places as well.

I saw her leave with three different guys in the last two nights at this club. That girl is definitely a Cock Vulture.

by G-manicus April 19, 2010

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

Bog Cock

Bog Cock Is When You Are So Sweaty, Your Genitals Get Stuck To Your Leg, This Is Like Swamp Ass But It's On Your Front!

Frank : Oh My God Its So Sweaty Today

Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock

Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!

by Adrian Shipley August 1, 2006

Cock Whisperer

One who has tamed the wildest of cocks.

Caesar tamed Jose's cock by "getting down on his knees and talking nicely to it". He's such as Cock Whisperer! What can't he tame?!

by terrylann prate May 8, 2009