When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 30, 2021
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024
by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 06, 2017
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 15, 2021