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*playa moment* 

the act of one outrageously secure and gratifying character who feeds on the innocent and morally distressed accounts of others emotions. This player may be allowed the satisfaction of calling their victory over the young blossoming hearts of the youth. This even can cause dizziness, fatigue, vomiting and an unquenchable desire to thrust oneself at the character committing this lawful act. This bustle of emotions is usually directed at and used by a person whose overall appearance is beyond the average thus eventually reinforcing the harmonic hormone drive that fuels young teenagers of the 21st century. This word may also be used in several chats and online connections but it will consequently be abbreviated to *playa*.
LIFE SITUATION
A: "Wow, did you just see that?"
B: "Yeah, that boy just fell to his knees and started praising Lydia..."
A:"I guess Lydia had a *playa moment*"
B: "Should we be surprised?"

ONLINE SITUATION
A: if I could put you next to me I would put you ontop of me. *playa*
A: Let me get that for you. No I didn't mean to touch your boobs why would I do that har har *playa*
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Bleachable Moment 

A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.
That time I crapped my pants while taking an oral exam was a truly bleachable moment in my life.
Bleachable Moment by Wonton2 October 18, 2014

soleil moment 

A moment when someone says something so fucking demented that everyone in the class laughs at them for being a retard.
"OMG, today I nearly had a soleil moment"
soleil moment by widershiv April 20, 2018

dramamine moment 

Motion sicknes from a specific kind of motion like roller coasters: Dramamine moment is an interuption of life requiring one to take a dramamine to avoid the sickness which would follow.
Chatty Kathy makes for a dramamine moment when she starts her emotional up and down monologue with her relationship to the guys she dates or dated.
dramamine moment by Glock27 February 10, 2018

Brandon moment 

A brandon moment is when you think of something weird in a sexual way.
Bro I just had a brandon moment
Brandon moment by Thereaperkid November 14, 2018

bruh moment

bruh moment is the perfect saying for a situation, where you are shocked. it can be something minimal, to something very big. a bruh moment is also when there is a moment you say, bruh. so really, you can say bruh moment or just bruh to minimize it.
karen: i would like to speak to your manager,
employee: bruhh (or bruh moment)
karen: hMPh

meghan moment 

The moment a woman realises it is time to put her feminist principles aside in order to snare a rich businessman, prince or other VIP.
"Did you see that guy climb out of his Ferrari? I'm having a meghan moment!"
meghan moment by Andy JP May 28, 2019