The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012
Get the Wedding fish mug.The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 12, 2021
Get the Battering the fish mug.1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.
by (￣^￣)ゞ July 20, 2016
Get the Fish Weasel mug.While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.
John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.
Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.
Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.
by The Situation at hand December 12, 2009
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a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 28, 2022
Get the gone fishing mug.When u eat something spicy and go to the bathroom the next day. Your ass hole is all puckered spitting out hot lava shit
by Biggeebo January 27, 2017
Get the Dragon fish mug.The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"
by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019
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