dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.

Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.

by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009

clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.

There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.

"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."

by DC.Kerr October 3, 2007

day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.

So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?

by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012

on his dick

Adj.: to be excessively praising an individual, nearly hinting at some form of attraction.

Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.

by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014