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gazpacho croatcho

A rigorously and quickly and never before seen until now STD which causes potato soup discharge with a rotten, grotesque clam chowder odor.
From the smell of that hoe, I think she should be tested for GAZPACHO CROATCHO!!
by DOLLDOLL December 26, 2023
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Bill Crothers SS

Bill Crothers SS is a highschool located in Markham Ontario who has a football team that can be compared to the average Dallas Cowboys playoff experience. The school is known for their "intimidating" gangsters who can't wear pants properly and come from 4000 square foot homes, and their under achieving hockey players who will end up working construction in 5 years. The school will charge you a mortgage payment for uniform, and then act like you're a fugitive drug lord if you're caught not wearing it. The same teachers acting like this are the same ones who will pat you on the back if you are failing grade 10 math.
James: I'm probably gonna apply to Bill Crothers SS tbh, this school rn sucks

Tyler: Bill Crothers SS? Where the teachers crash out if you don't wear uniform? Your call dude lol
by freemypalepstein21 November 8, 2024
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Bob Cratchits

Also known asCratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.
Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.
by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024
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do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com
I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch
by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006
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conversation-continuing crouch

Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.
My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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bowing tiger hidden crouch

When you decide to greet another person using the eastern bow instead of the western handshake. But since they're not worth putting strain on your back, you sneak in an ergonomically correct squat instead of a bow.
Person 1: Why are you squatting instead of shaking my hand?
Person 2: It's 2020 learn 2 bow. Handshakes and elbow bumps are a thing of the past.
Person 1: Looks more like a bowing tiger hidden crouch, but okay
by NYCDIESEL April 12, 2020
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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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