Ass Laugh 

1. v. To laugh while shaking your behind, sometimes used to mock another person's joke or remark. Also has been known to happen without the laughee without his/her knowledge on occasion. 2. n. A laugh seemingly to have originated from someone's ass.

So how did it go with your Boothang?" "Not too well man, she totally ass laughed at me.

Ass Laugh by JaPandaMafia September 2, 2010

ass coin

An ass coin is a piece of shit that has been flattened between a tight pair of ass cheeks... its the more disgusting version of anal beads.

Man, *person*'s ass must be a mint cuz they shit quaters.

What an ass coin mint.

ass coin by stfumofoz November 29, 2010

Ass Douche 

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

Ass Douche by drifter45 November 6, 2011

Ass-pass 

When a person new to snowboarding or skiing passes faster than an experienced person, sliding on their ass, as a result of falling.

To move faster than someone on your butt. Commonly seen or experienced while snowboarding or skiing.

While snowboarding in the back country, I thought I saw a Honey badger chasing me out of the corner of my eye, but it was just Tony ass-passing me.

Ass-pass by Bataleonist February 4, 2012

ass jousting 

When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.

Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?

Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?

ass jousting by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012

ass discharge 

The discharge that is secreted from the anus

Bigs: Yo can you hang tonight?
Deuce: Na man, I gotta lotta ass discharge to take care of.

ass discharge by DeuceFactor October 6, 2013

ass bust 

1.to get shot. May or may not necessarily be in the ass.
2.to be spanked in competition

1. yo,...I heard the boy got his ass bust last night!
2. keep talking crazy...that's how you get ya ass bust!
3. ricky played me in madden..he got his ass bust.

ass bust by to get shot. may or maybe not May 8, 2014