Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

Quad-sexual

A person who's sexual preference involves Males, Females, 4th dimensional beings and underages automobiles.

"Yo did you see that chick screwing that Toyota just then?"

"Yeah I have also seen her messing with 4 th dimensional beings."

"Huh, she might just be Quad-sexual"

by Blowboy6969420xD June 6, 2017

flower-sexual

Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.

Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual

by SilkySand January 13, 2023

Sexual Toolbelt

A series of useful tactics or methods that a person uses in pursuit of or during sexual activity.

"Hey Greg, whatcha thinking about?"
"Well Tom, on this fine day I'm thinking about grabbin' my girl's thighs and picking her up by them while I eat her out."
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw Gregory, does she like it?"
"I'd say so. It's something I like to keep in my sexual toolbelt."

by Wellfuckmewithachainsaw September 14, 2018

RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION

It is a RIMJOB CORPORATION forming based on the PINK MAFIA to finally fulfill a SOCIETY NEED.

Divisions of this action corporation is PREPARATION, ADMINISTRATION AND DESTINATION.

Look GREG I know about all the dating sites but ELON REEVE MUSK being a genius is interested in no chain of command plus BRICK AND MORTAR innovative new uses of REAL ESTATE and a NERVE RICH formation of RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION says it loud and clear what many people want and are missing out on due to shyness ,how do you want it , places to go , dating services expenses and red tape and finally DIRECT TO MOUTH communication not attached to being associated with any PROSTITUTION LABEL as a new employment pool that society itself has finally grasped because the groundwork of acceptance is being laid out itself but the SEXUALLY CHARGED URBAN DICTIONARY where the CROWD-SOURING has been frothing over this kind of WELCOMED COMFORTABLE CHANGE to our basis of stagnant SOCIAL NORMS is truly welcomed extensively

Uniquely speaking a PAD is an efficient no chain of command communication that will work quite handily for the formation of RIMJOB SEXUALITY ORGANIZATION.

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021

Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.

Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .

by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023