An absolute simp that froths over every girl he meets only to cry in the corner when he needs to engage in conversation with them
by MassiveCock.com June 11, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.
by squelch is lord November 29, 2019
Get the Sammug. Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022
Get the Sammug. A very nice and caring girl that will help you with anything. She may be short but she has a good personality and will always be there for you. Some of them like to race cars and others don’t.
Guy # 1: “Woah. Did you see Sam racing? She is so good, she needs to teach me”
Guy # 2: “Yeah, tell her to teach me too”
Guy # 2: “Yeah, tell her to teach me too”
by thicc berta May 8, 2020
Get the Sammug. 
sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him
by SamKessinger February 21, 2020
Get the Sammug.