Potato

The device all Larry Stylinson proof was recorded on.

Person 1: Did tumour see the Wellington Larry proof?

Person 2: Yes, but it was filmed on a potato!

Person 1: I agree

by Louis&Harry282828 November 22, 2021

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Potato

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.

Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.

by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018

Potato

A Symbol, This GUY named Forest uses. It’s a trick. They found meegkuk.

Oh crap it’s a potato

by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021

potato peeler

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.

That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022

Potato Play

Potato Play (PP), the love of or sexual attraction to potato’s.

Can also refer to ones use of potato’s during sexual activity.

Damn that potato is hella hot.
I love me some potato play

by basictwigtwigcat May 18, 2018

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025