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punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly
Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.
by kmerk March 18, 2023
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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fisty mcbeef punch

When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
by YungTBagger January 16, 2023
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Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.
If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.
by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023
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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Delaware Punch

A fruit-flavored soft drink. Its formula uses a blend of fruit flavors, with grape (Methyl anthranilate) being the most prominent. It is not carbonated and is caffeine-free.
Delaware Punch is named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.
by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023
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Delaware Punch

named for the Delaware grape cultivar from which its flavor is derived. The grape was first grown in Delaware County, Ohio, and the drink therefore has no affiliation with the state of Delaware.
Delaware Punch was created by Thomas E. Lyons in 1913. The brand is currently owned by The Coca-Cola Company, but has been discontinued.
by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023
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