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You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.
"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."
by Palumboss June 3, 2019
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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Pocket bottom

A bottom whose stature suggests they are small and therefore “pocket sized” similar to “pocket rocket” but referring to a short gay man.
“Your new boyfriend is kind of short!”
“Yeah, he’s definitely a pocket bottom”
by CJeightynine March 12, 2019
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Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.
Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
by Girthymommy March 13, 2019
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Pocket Snacks

A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”

Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”

(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)

Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
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gut pocket

high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut
happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets

ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash
by anonymous May 7, 2019
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Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.
cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni
by largenumber7 August 13, 2019
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