shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

Beer Troeper

The man/woman who has been selected to hold the beer of a friend, who is about to do something stupid and/or funny and cannot do so whilst holding their beer. Essentially the guardian of the alcohol

John: Hey bro! Would you hold my beer for a sec?
Michael: Sure I'll Beer Troeper

John: Was that a fucking pun?

by The_Harvester23 August 5, 2017

clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.

Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!

by Sandynutz January 5, 2019

beer fog

The beer's spirit (or birit) escaping its frosty cask.

As I opened my frosty bottle of PBR I notice the birit escaping into a beer fog.

by Foxie22 December 24, 2014