Get serious

Why spend time on getting hard that you can spend on getting serious?

Get serious about life, everything is not a game or for sport to everybody.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Get Fingled

An almost a fartlek of fucking, when you go hard for 30 seconds then soft for 10, you repeat until either you are the girl cums.

"Hey You wanna Get Fingled"

by get_fingled December 1, 2016

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017

Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.

During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.

by mgdu August 8, 2021

Get Ran

Refers to a phrase said when you completely and utterly out play someone and leave them wondering what just happened.

“Get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran get ran“

by BigBrainBrian October 12, 2020

get the anus

Term used to refer to a situation in which the mistake of one party has yielded a undesired benefit to the another party. Coined after accidental anal surgery was performed on a patient, leaving the patient with a undesired "new" anus but without the originally desired surgical correction.

"You know Marty Benson? City came to chop down his neighbors tree when he complained it was crossing the property line and they cut the wrong one down. Totally fell on his house. Boy did he ever get the anus though. City built him a new house, but he still complains about that damn tree."

by 6809 March 25, 2008

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010