When you're up late at night and you posts on Facebook instantly when they're posted. Essentially it's where the later you stay up, the less people post. Anything after Midnight tends to be Pages posting stupid stuff, but none of your friends actually post interesting content. So when something comes along that's actually cool, or in rare instances like when your friends actually tag you in a post or comment on your status, you get really excited and respond fast. It's a bit like a bell curve, during the day when you get a lot of notifications you're kinda like eh, whatever, and you're barely excited, but the later it gets the more exciting it gets....
It was around 4am when the Facebook Insomniac Effect happened: I was tagged in a video and I found myself bursting into flames, flames of excitement.
by delaware dongle March 26, 2013
A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.
Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is
Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is
everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by
Why; because facebook says so
Why; because facebook says so
by Jimmie Kaye January 23, 2012
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009
When a pimp searches for his ho from last night's party on facebook the next day after his hangover. This includes after he has done as much as possible with her that night. He knows he is a badass!
by Madman12 October 02, 2007
Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street
"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....
by weaselpuppy June 08, 2010
When someone joins a group or becomes of a fan of something on Facebook and then completely contradicts that by joining a group or becoming of fan of something of the completely opposite nature.
Person 1 became a fan of Hitler
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
Or
Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
Person 1 became a fan of Jewish Boys
Person commented - WHAT THE FUCK. You Facebook Hypocrite or FaceCrite!
Or
Person 1 became a fan of Real men don't hit women
Person 1 became a fan of A black eye means you told her twice already
Person 2 commented - You Facebook Hypocrite!
by superlolocaust March 27, 2010