dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

micro dick

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.

So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?

by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012

Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.

Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.

There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005