dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

Dick Tinsel

Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.

Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.

"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."

by DC.Kerr October 3, 2007

Musical Dicks

When a woman switchs between various male sexual partners quickly with little or no thought.

Jen was fucking Bill then she fucked Brian and now shes fuckin Bill again. Shes totally playing Musical Dicks with those two.

by Dukes parkway February 25, 2009

on his dick

Adj.: to be excessively praising an individual, nearly hinting at some form of attraction.

Example: Tony loved Kobe Bryant. He was so on his dick that I wondered if he had a secret shrine of him.

by MenaceToSociety June 1, 2014